Posted June 15, 2021
By Sean Ring
There Once Was a Boy From Watford
Happy Tuesday to you!
I received overwhelmingly positive feedback from yesterdays Rude on Taleb and shorting options. Thank you!
But I thought Id elaborate on what can happen - though admittedly very rarely does - when youre short volatility, and you dont know what youre doing.
- Following on from yesterdays short option piece, I thought Id tell you a horror story.
- This is what happens when what you dont understand collides with what you didnt expect.
- Ill tell the story without any advanced mathematics or Greeks.
The Rogue Trader
Nick Leeson was an ordinary boy from the ordinary London suburb of Watford. He was going to live an ordinary life until he got the opportunity to work in The City. Thats The City of London, where serious international banking gets done. Its the British bastion of capitalism, whose profits pay for the folly of the British Welfare State.But Nick didnt have the right background, nor the right accent, to succeed there. So when he was given the opportunity to move to Singapore, he jumped at the chance.As a side note, when mediocre bankers are sent from London to Hong Kong, theyre pejoratively called FILTH - Failed In London, Try Hong Kong. Hint, hintNick got on a plane and went to Singapore, where he was named as a floor trader and Head of Settlements. In the early 90s, that nonsense could happen. Let me confirm it means he was responsible for checking his own trades. And yes, youre right; it was a recipe for disaster.Without overegging the pudding, let me get straight to the trades that brought down Barings Bank, HM The Queens Bank, in 1995.Much of this is by memory, as my edition of Rogue Trader, Leesons autobiography, was lost in one of my many moves. Thus, any errors are my own.Straddle This!
Im going to proceed in a plain English manner, not making it too geeky or Greeky. If youre a pro, please forgive me for the oversimplification. If youre a retail trader, write asksean@paradigm.press if what I write isnt clear enough.First, lets get long.


Derivatives Are a Zero-Sum Game
Derivatives are a zero-sum game. That means no wealth is created or destroyed by trading them. Of course, there are winners, and there are losers. Its capitalism at its very finest. But overall, nothing is lost.That means if you can buy a straddle, then someone must have sold it to you.Someone like, say, Nick Leeson.To illustrate, lets take the long straddle we just looked at, and flip it upside down.
How Straddles Killed Nick Leeson and Barings Bank
Leeson was already down.He was supposed to be running an arbitrage operation, that is, taking on no risk. But he couldnt help himself. Leeson already racked up millions in losses. Moreover, he was losing nearly from his first day in the office in 1992.It just turned 1995, and he was running out of options - no pun intended.So how could he get that money back with little risk?Boom! He could sell straddles!That would let him take in the premium from both the calls and puts. The markets are quiet anyway, so its a sure thing.The date was January 16, 1995. Leeson sold a bunch of straddles on the Nikkei Index.He probably went down to Harrys Bar on Boat Quay after work, thinking all was well.Incidentally, Harrys is right next to my favorite SG watering hole, the Penny Black. Harrys used to have a plaque on the bar that read, Here sat Nick Leeson. I saw it, myself!Then, in the early hours of January 17, 1995, the unthinkable happened.The Kobe Earthquake struck.
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