You may have heard Donald Trump had an absolute love-in at Madison Square Garden this past Sunday. If you did, you’ve undoubtedly heard by now how offended liberal white people got by a comedian making fun of Puerto Rico.

I didn’t watch all seven hours of the MSG event because I already knew the most important thing about it: that New York and its all-important 28 electoral votes are in play.

Hilariously, the pollsters have yet to pick this up. If Trump pulls off getting his home state to vote for him, it’s a 56-vote swing, and Kamala will be the next Walter Mondale.

Remember, barely anyone north of New Jersey and Pennsylvania votes Democrat. It’s the stinking, festering shithole in the state’s southeast corner that votes for commies like AOC.

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But if the Donald can finally get long-suffering New Yorkers onside, election night will be historic. After his indictment for not playing by Democrat rules, I bet even NYC Mayor Eric Adams might sneak a vote in for Trump!

Ok, enough dreaming for now. Let's get back to the brouhaha about the MSG event and why Joe Biden may be Trump’s biggest ally.

The Island of Garbage

To get the crowd going, the Trump people hired comedian Tony Hinchcliffe to warm up the crowd. I’ve never heard of him before. But I must warn you: I grew up when Andrew Dice Clay was at the height of his fame, so nothing offends me. After this nothing-burger, I expect Hinchcliffe’s popularity to soar, thanks to the Streisand Effect.

Of course, America’s national pastime is not baseball, but getting offended. And what did Hinchcliffe say?

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He called Puerto Rico a “floating island of garbage.”

I’ve never been to Puerto Rico, and it’s not on my bucket list. I really don’t care. What’s more, I don’t think Puerto Ricans care. The ones I grew up with in Joisey had thick skin and were fun to be around.

But white liberals jumped on this joke for all it was worth.

Notable white female and vice presidential candidate Tim Walz was on Dan LeBatard’s show whining about it:

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Then, Hinchcliffe utterly savaged Walz:

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Of course, it wasn’t lost on some that George Lopez was making a hilarious joke about building the wall at Walz’s rally only the day before:

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Luckily, Jon Stewart came to the rescue. You may remember Stewart being incredibly fair to Ron Paul while he was running for President in 2012. I always thought he was far classier than the lamestream media back then.

Here’s what he had to say, and it’s worth watching:

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But the pièce de résistance?

The current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue took it upon himself to deliver it.

Joe Biden, Evil Genius

Maybe I was wrong about Joe Biden. Perhaps he’s not a joke.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he pulled the lever for Trump in a week, either.

You can tell Joe’s slightly bitter about the DNC and George Clooney forcing him out.

Hillary might have called Trump supporters “Deplorables,” but Joe wasn’t to be outdone.

President Biden said this (bolds mine):

And just the other day, a speaker at his rally called Puerto Rico ‘a floating island of garbage.’ Well, let me tell you something … I don’t know the Puerto Rican that I know… or Puerto Rico where I’m – in my home state of Delaware – they’re good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters. His, his demonization of Latinos is unconscionable and it’s un-American.

I realize it’s hard to believe, so here’s the clip:

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Of course, it may have been one of the soon-to-be ex-President’s gaffes. But I think he hates Kamala and her real boss, Barack Obama, more than we could imagine.

His cushy life will soon be a thing of the past. It’s not like he executes his presidential duties. He merely falls asleep in meetings. Whatever’s left of the prestige the office bestows on him will be gone soon.

If Barack hadn’t tapped Clooney on the shoulder to write that op-ed in The Los Angeles Times, he’d be in the race, at least. If Kamala had realized how woefully unqualified she is for the job, he’d still be front page news.

Alas, from now on, he’ll be fighting court cases for his crooked business dealings with his son. Think Trump’s lawfare, but for sound reasons.

It’s a sad ending to an entirely mediocre career; another one, like Kamala, ascending to an office far beyond his capabilities.

One last kick in the goolies, for all time, just a week before the election, sounds about right. Even if Biden didn’t consciously mean to do it, his subconscious was probably working overtime on revenge.

Wrap Up

America’s left continues to alienate itself from ordinary people. The freak show has to end for them to be able to win again.

An insult comic’s insults aren’t news. And like Ricky Gervais once said, “Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right.”

But fake offense is a worse problem… and Biden just handed Trump a gift.

Kamala must be reaching for the wine box now.